Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?


Well anyway, I'm reading a book on the history of glue - but I'm stuck on this chapter.


I bet you must be thinking MAN THIS GIRL IS WEIRD!!🙄🤔🤨
But I gotta tell you that Being weird is the side effect of awesomeness.😏😏


And You're right, I'm not perfect. But I'm unique!



Joke for today dedicated to all my friends and best friends:
You know you look beautiful when your friends and bestfriend say
"Shrek called, he wants his face back "


Fell free to message me(if you still have the courage to do so after reading my bio). But don't message me and try to be my friend if you just want to promote your stories cause I don't like that at all. If you want me to look at your story or read it just say so, if I find it good then I will never hesitate to vote it.

Thank you
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