Dear anyone reading this, 

Why tf are you stalking my page? It's not like I have any friends. Not quite sure why you're here. So, please, kindly step off my page and go play in the street.

Jk. 

Unless..

No, seriously, i'm kidding. 
Don't play in the street.

Nobody driving around wants to see your ugly-ass face. It'd be incredibly rude for you to put those innocent citizens through a terrifying, traumatizing, hell-like, just downright awful experience; such as looking at you.

Yeah, uh. That's all. I'm just a lonely piece of shit. Feel free to send a message. What I mean by that is, PLEASE send me a message.

Yeah. Bye. Have a nice day.