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i am glad to say, i am back in business here!!
i might be updating “wait you have a sister”
but yes, i am back!! and i have changed a lot!!
i would rather go by Eryn now than “Dannie” and i am a lot more comfortable with he/him :)
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i just posted the full
lyrics to love me normally by will wood
, be amazed
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In lipstick on the mirror
Are the lyrics to my obituary
In iambic pentameter, followed parameter
Crossing my eyes, dot my T's
I was delivered holding scissors
I live deliberately, I'm a quitter
And a winner anyway
Cause I never agreed to participate in this game
Won't follow my dreams
No, they've all got me waking up screaming
I can let them go from me
After all there is no "I" in team
And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal
I suggest that we keep this informal
Cause a normal human being wouldn't need
To pretend to be normal to be normal
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya
To be normal in a way I couldn't be
C'mon, c'mon, and love me normally
If I could live in third person
Well I don't think life would be much worse than it is
In the current tense, presently
This sentence ending with question marks or dot dot dot
Is it courageous or escapist
To leave the quarantine when you're contagious
It may just be a cold
And besides I don't wanna get old
I drank myself to death to be the afterlife of the party
When the afterparty came, I was rolling in my grave
And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal
I suggest that we keep this informal
Cause a normal human being wouldn't need
To pretend to be normal to be normal
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya
To be normal in a way I couldn't be
C'mon, c'mon, and love me normally
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Now this is the part of the song where I like to talk to my audience
I like to tell 'em there's something I want from you hep cats tonight
I want you to look to your left, look to your right
Your 12 o'clock, three o'clock, six o'clock, nine o'clock, rock around the clock tonight
And I want you to find those points of no return, those singularities
Those burning rings of fire in the beautiful pupils of the beautiful eyes of the beautiful
Boy, girl, neither, both, or in-between that you brought with you tonight
And I want you to tell 'em how you really feel
I want you to tell 'em that you love the way they so seamlessly, like a dreamfully
So beautifully, oh so dutifully
Jam that square peg in the round hole in their heart
I want you to tell 'em that you love the way
That they don't stick out like sore middle fingers
That they crawl their way up the side of the bell curve
Stick their flag in the peak, and slide their way back down
I want you to tell them that you love the way that they're not maladaptive
Not malcontent, not malignant or maleficent, but rather that you love them
Exactly the way that everybody else is
I was nothing before so I couldn't have asked to be born
I'll be nothing again, so what am I between now and then
Is there nothing to fear? Cause shit's getting weird
So to God who made this man, you better have one hell of a plan
I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal
I suggest that we keep this informal
Cause a normal human being wouldn't need. No
To pretend to be normal to be normal
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya
To be normal in a way I could never be
C'mon, c'mon, yeah, I said c'mon, yeah
C'mon, c'mon, yeah, I said c'mon, yeah
C'mon, c'mon, and love me normally
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WOA IM ALIVE
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@YinNotYang HELLO!!! I WILL BE FINISHING THE BOOK, EXPECT EXTREMELY SLOW SLOW SLOOWESWWWWWWWWW UPDATES. SO SORRY!!
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@A57095709 i wanna read your book 'wait wait... you have a sister' because it seems interesting but first i would like to know if your gonna continue since its ben so long since you updated it and i don't want to read a part finished book that's never gonna be updated again
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Literally like a few days from my birthday-
Guess yall know I'm a Sagittarius now lol
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GUYS MY SISTER SNIFFED A HAND SANITIZER AND SAID SOMETHING MILDLY RACIST-
SHE'S NOT- BUT LIKE IT WAS LIKE DARK HUMOURLY FUNNY
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Status; re-watching Harry Potter
Brain; OLIVER WOOD!!!!!! >:DDDD
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HEY UH SO SORRY BUT I MIGHT NOT BE ON THIS ACCOUNT ANYMORE
MY BOOK WILL BE CONTINUED ON A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT AS SOON AS I MAKE ONE :]
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GUYS I FINISHED MY BOOK REPORT!! AND GUESS WHAT! I HAD NOTHING DONE THIS MORNING AND NOW IT'S FINISHED! FINISHED IN ONE DAY BABY!!! IT ONLY TOOK LIKE THREE HOURS! :DDDD