ABigBoi

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ABigBoi

Okay Dudes amd Dudetts, long time no see but wrf is the problem with English teachers?. Istg none of that grammar crap actually he,ps anyone . Not to flex or anything but as a nin English speakers I can write and speak better than everyone in my class who memorises all those shitty rules and stuff and can’t even write a paragraph without making real grammatical mistakes. These teachers treat english like a subject instead of a language . This is why most ppl ik hate it and don’t understand the beauty fo writing and reading. End of rant, now shoo (jk)

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@G0THSL0TH yeah, imagine a kid who can’t even form a single sentence in english properly and you tell him that he can never speak this language unless he memorises all  of this shit
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G0THSL0TH

@ABigBoi yeah seriously— speaking of which idk most of those rules are just weird even to someone who does speak it like say we spoke a few adjectives out of order when we were kids no one cared and then in countries with English as a secondary language it’s completely different
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ABigBoi

@G0THSL0TH  English is not my first language, it is my 2nd language and yes with the current state of the world, knowing basic English is essential for communication but in my country , they tell you “hey kiddo memorise all of these complex rules that even natives don’t know about and just don’t ever forget them or you’re a failure at life” i don’t f#ck with this mentality wt all
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ABigBoi

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ABigBoi

Younger me shouldn’t be allowed to write
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ABigBoi

@G0THSL0TH my pleasure
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G0THSL0TH

This gave me such whiplash and I nearly threw up thank you ❤️
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