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"I don't like this much freshness its making me uncomfortable"

"I'm going to eat you. I'm actually going to eat you."

"You are the enchilada of my heart"

"You are the gay demon btw"

"Ya' want rolls???"

"No! Don't say that about Barney! He's our god you cant say that-"

"Exactly, let Satan possess you."

"If i found out i was a mermaid I would find a way to drown myself"

"..He's a leprechaun?"

"Can you snort peanut butter?"