im dead

even @hyunjin_cy_exostray  is a fat slut for Ryan Ross so you have no excuse why you’re not

Yes BFESR will have some nsfw’s

Yes I posted a shock fic...because I can that’s why.

Bruh I just saw if @NamelessWonderer was 50 at Publix

Does anyone else kind of just break up with someone, that someone is trying to get a new gf and your just there cheering her on, but like every time you stop to think and your like “She trying to get a new girlfriend, you should too. No, I’m way too ugly for that, there’s no way you’re gonna find another that actually cares” and then you slowly fall into a pit...is this depression...

This line longer than any D I’ll ever get

My man child cousin probably just stole my brothers.

Us: *eating at the breakfast bar*
          
          Me: Mum, can I wash my hands?
          
          Mum: Sure, just don’t talk to strangers and come back straight!
          
          Me: *walking away* Might as well not come back at all.
          
          (I’m at Orlando again btw)

Oof if you search up Elister Street Roommates on Google you can find my book and cover on Images. What’s next a wiki page lol

You know you’ve done everything in life wrong when your little brother asks if your drawing of Babadook is your “Bendy and the Ink Machine OC”