⚠️ hope you enjoy my new drama/comedy series The Young Birds  ⚠️

I am all for girl power and what not but penises are more fun to draw then vaginas

I have a new motto: I want tomato soup served to me in a silver platter as I eat it somewhere in French Polynesia!
But then again I think of this more as a far-fetched fantasy then a motto.

Mayo face? I wish
I am from The Kingdom of the United and I really enjoy optimistic dwarfs from the movie Willow.

I am currently writing a series called Young Birds. Tell your legal guardian I am sorry but Tomcat likes to swear.
Parental guidance is advised but no kid has actually listened to that warning so what's the point in saying it.
I hope you enjoy the books I write, I can be a little dark with my humour and a little light with my depression. But who isn't nowadays?
If you don't like my work and give me hate then I'll just tell your parents that your reading sexual fan-fictions of celebrities on Wattpad

Kenny Loggins Mr Night, is my anthem