AJSwagmire

Happy New Year, everyone!!!! I still can’t believe that it’s now 2025. How crazy is that?! Anyways, profile revamp will hopefully be coming later today, so be on the lookout for that.

AJSwagmire

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Attention, my beloved followers!!!! I need y’all to do me a huge ass favor and vote for me to be the New Year’s Prom King, plz and fucking thank you!!!! Just go to @TheFangirl185’s book, fill out the form, and hopefully, y’all get to see me be royalty for a few hours.

endgxme

@AJSwagmire will do! who else would i vote for lol?
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AJSwagmire

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Happy New Year’s Eve, everyone!!!! I still can’t believe that we all made to the end of the year in one fucking piece. like, that’s just insane to me. anyways, if the timing works out, I’ll try to have a new oneshot out later today, but we’ll just have to wait and see.

l0wk3y2006

@AJSwagmire happy new year's eve!!!!<3333
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killiancaptainhook

@AJSwagmire can't wait babes!! happy new years eve!
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endgxme

WAIT WAIT WAIT- HOLD UP.
          
          ANOTHER ASOUE FAN? YOU’RE JOKING OMFG
          
          MY LIFE IS COMPLETELY COMPLETE AHHHH

AJSwagmire

@endgxme yea. now, let’s get down to brass tacks: what’s ur fav book/episode?
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endgxme

naur way. actually?? whenever im bored i always tie my hair up w/ a ribbon like violet lol.  i’m not okay
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AJSwagmire

@endgxme YOU KNOW ITTTTT!!!!!! 
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            (Also, I can do damn near perfect voice impressions of all of Olaf’s disguises)
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AJSwagmire

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WHY THE FUCK AM I LOSING FOLLOWERS?!?! WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!

killiancaptainhook

@AJSwagmire YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BABES! People are just idiots.
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Pinksossfan

@AJSwagmire You didn't do anything, some VERY CRUEL people follow you just to unfollow later, it's happening to me too and I'm not liking it one bit
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endgxme

@AJSwagmire no bc literally- i had 3 ppl flw me, and my flw list only showed 1? ALSO YOURE NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG AJ!! IF EVERYONE ELSE UNFOLLOWED YOU, ID STILL BE THAT ONE FOLLOWER 
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AJSwagmire

Alrighty, so, anyone wanna go to prom with me? If you want the deets, go check out @TheFangirl185 for more.

leerbrruh

@AJSwagmire it would be in Ohio right?
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AJSwagmire

@leerbrruh I’ll think about it.
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AJSwagmire

so, voice reveal? yes or no?

-prettyhearts

@AJSwagmire yes! (even tho ik tehe)
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AJSwagmire

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!!!! Hope you guys all have a blessed and wonderful day today!!!! If any of you need me, I’ll be busy pigging out on the goodies and ripping into my presents. 

AJSwagmire

@endgxme right back at ‘cha!!!!
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endgxme

@AJSwagmire no but actually, happy holidays mate!! <3
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endgxme

@AJSwagmire BUT AJ, YOU GOTTA COME GET ME FIRST! IM WATCHING JUNK AND EATING RUBBISH, YOU BETTER COME OUT AND STOP MEEEE!
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AJSwagmire

I made my family disappear…. *smirks excitedly* 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          (No, srsly. I’m home alone for the first time ever, so you know I’m boutta live it up in here)

killiancaptainhook

@AJSwagmire yesss! just watched Home Alone yesterday and hope you had an awesome day!!
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AJSwagmire

@l0wk3y2006 and for the record, I’d totally invite you over here if you didn’t live so far away from me.
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