AL3XIS NESSU

bro i’m crying 
          tell me why, i have this voice over assignment that’s due tmmr (well today since it’s 4:25 am) and i told my friend to work on it, but he did it last minute… tell me why its actually funny, now, it’s kinda laggy bc we made it on canva, but still! i’m abt to pull a dazai on my friend bc he voiced over rib and he said, and i quote “i’m a skibiti alpha rizzer, i can do it!” AND “angry noises angry noises, grr grr) HE SAID IT LIKE THAT TO, AND MY TEACHER IS GONNA POST THESE ON HIS CHANNEL FOR THE KINDERGARTNERS TO SEE IT, SO WE COULDNT CURSE, BUT IM STILL COOKED

i’m genuinely convinced my mom has a permanent stick up her ass (ok not really, but she gets mad over the smallest things) just today i was looking for my basketball jersey bc i have to go somewhere to take pictures
          and surprise, we couldn’t find it, so we were looking around, then she went in my room, then that’s when she crashed out, she was like, “OMG YOUR ROOM IS SO DIRTY, IM ABOUT TO FUCK YOU UP, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF,” blah blah blah u get it, then she was like, “we’re cleaning up your room this week, so whatever you have in here that i don’t want to see, take it out now” all i had in there was one bowl, and some paper, not even small paper, it was big drawing paper, and it was only abt 5 pieces of paper, idk bro i’m pissed of now, bc she’s making me fold my clothes that were already in my drawers bc they were “to stuffed”  >:c
          ANYWAYYYYYYY, teto is peak

Congrats on 5th place out of 3.27k stories (inserts smirking cat face)

unexpected lore drop  >.<
          one time there was a cockroach in my bathroom, i was sitting on the toilet so obvi i couldn’t move, it was crawling to me slowly, so i tryd to air kick it to make it scared of me and go the other way, tell me why this bitch sped up… i’m telling you, i started tweaking out, i ran out the bathroom (not bachira style) and jumped back in bed… This shit was like…a week ago btw, still traumatized fr

wait bestie I have a few new names for the GC •••
          
          Okay so kasaru(am I spelling his name right?? Yes I am) is COCKK️ or not...
          You can change Bachira to bachibae..or keep what you have. 
          Otoya can be kitty locker :)

Алексис Несс заслуживает больше любви, чем Кайзер! Р-р-р-р-р!
          (ALEXIS NESS DESERVES MORE LOVE THAN KAISER, RAHHHHHHHHHHH)

QUESTION
          WHAT SHOULD I MAKE THE BLLK CHAT NAMES BE?
          LIKE HOW I MADE ISAGI PUZZLEDIH
          so for example, what should i make aryu? or just any one of your favorite characters that i haven’t done yet bc i’m out of ideas low key

FIRST CHAPTER OUT NOW, GO CHECK IT OUT

SHOULD I MAKE A SMALL STORY TODAY OR TMMR???
          >.<

HEY GUYSSSSSS
          GUESS WHAT IM COOKING UP…
          IMMA MAKE A NESS X MY OC STORY
          ITS GONNA BE A CHAT FIC, SO EXPECT HALF OF THE BLLK CAST TO BE THERE
          THE TIMELINE IS GONNA BE BETWEEN MID SECOND SELECTION AND THE NEO EGOIST
          THANKS FOR READING THIS, AND IM REALLY PROUD FOR THINKING IF THIS, IVE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR NESS X Y/N STORIES ALL OVER WATTPAD AND IVE FOUND NONE, AND ID I DID, THEY ALWAYS MAKE NESS THE BAD GUY, SO THUS TIME, NESS IS GONNA BE GOOD
          AHHHH I CANT WAIT, ALRIGHT, SEE YALLLLLLL :)
          :3 
          <3