STUDENT: Sir can i have a
question?
Teacher: Yes!
Student: how do u put an elephant
inside a fridge?
Teacher: i dont know
Student: its easy you just open the
fridge and put it in. I have another
question!
Teacher: okay ask!
Student: how to put a donkey
inside the fridge??
Teacher: It's easy you just open
the fridge and put it in.
Student: No sir! You just open the
fridge take out the elephant and
put it in.
Teacher: ohhh.. Ok!
Student: let me ask another one, If
all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party, and one animal
went missing which one would it
be?
Teacher: the Lion ofcourse! Bcoz it
wud eat all the animals.
Student: No sir, it is the donkey
bcoz its still inside the fridge.
Teacher: are you kidding me?!
Student: no sir! One last question.
Teacher: ok!!
Student: If there's a river full of
crocodiles and you wanted to
cross, how would you?
Teacher: There's no way, i would
need a boat to cross.
Student: No sir, you just swim and
cross it bcoz all the animals went
to the lion's birthday party!