Welcome. Tis I, the Zillia. May I offer you a cup of blood? Hmm.... no? How about a bowl of spinal fluids? Not that either? Perhaps I can interest you in a bowl of eye-ball soup? No? 

What is this, you say you wish for.... normal food? Why, this is normal for me. I suppose I can fix some lemonade however. Yes? Then tis settled, I shall be back with your refreshments. In the meantime, you may browse all you like.

Perhaps view my creations? Oh? There are none? Why, don't you worry, my precious human! I will create it soon, and I promise you that it will be quite interesting...

But before you do that... check out my awesome friend!
@remotecatalyst
I really like his stories :D And I am sure you will too! (Especially September's Last Illusion, you should read that one. Go! Go now!!! :D )