Avid music listener. Will eat entire box of mac and cheese. Walking Spotify ad. Incredibly unreliable due to my tendency to change every so often after an epiphany.  

FUN FACTS (you asked for it by looking at my bio, buddy): I'm good at making pasta. I adore cats. Pinterest and Twitter are the superior social medias in my opinion. I like going shopping. I swore I would never read BTS fanfictions when I first got into the fandom, and have totally disregarded that personal rule.

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