FriedAir

Listen here, you little shit. You think you're ugly? Well, let me tell you something. Ugly is when you have a face that could stop traffic. Ugly is when people cross the street to avoid looking at you. But you? You're fucking gorgeous, and don't you ever forget it.

Finally decided to continue that mess of a Duck Apocalypse story

OMG! DUCK SUPREMACY!! I BOW IN FRONT OF YOU MY ROYAL DUCKNESS! SORRY FOR BREAKING THE 30 IN YOUR FOLLOWERS THO-

I'm trying to get on the slides but it freezes :'<
          
          I miss you

How I deal with being ✨chubby✨
          Me (to the same sister mentioned in last post): I'M PREPARED FOR THE WINTER!
          Me: AND YOU ARE NOT!!
          Sister: HOW DARE YOU

Me: A group of pandas is called an embarrassment
          *Turns to look directly at sister*
          Me: I didn't know you were a group of pandas.

I am being viciously attacked by anti-art block

Me: *gets stressed*
          Brain: go draw something instead of fixing your source of stress
          Me: ._. (I drew anyway)

I love you more than anyone and everything, adore you,
          Sometimes I hurt you rightly or wrongly.
          If you are sick, I will die definitely,
          Please, do not be sick, what will I do without you?
           
          Happiness suits us, but not suffering,
          Others' smile for us cannot be healing,
          Someone else cannot be like you!
           
          Do not be sick my darling, I will perish,
          Do not die before me, believe, I will vanish.
          I will need you,
          I will be worthless without you, my dear.(×2)
           
          I envy you for everyone, even for myself,
          With a burning heart I want to see you everyday.
          At times I am tired of true words,
          Please, do not be sick, leaving without you I will weep.
           
          Do not be sick my darling, I will perish,
          Do not die before me, believe, I will vanish.
          I will need you,
          I will be worthless without you, my dear

I had a dream where I was in biology class and you and Alondra were sitting across from me, so I stood up and went over to you and said, "Damn, you're even shorter than I remember." And left to go to history.