FriedAir

i just
          put in both earbuds in for once and 
          oh my god
          i can hear so little of the outside world its amazing

Approximately how many tuahs need to be hawked in order for the Top G rizz to mog Ohio?

hey guys we're learning body parts in spanish have some sentences you can tell people:
          No tienes un cerebro
          Voy a comer tu piel
          Tu cara es muy feo(a)

Miss gurl, my username in your bio is inaccurate

Hello…so I just said hi to your friend…the one that needs to eat potatoes?
          And I just happen to look at the top comment and then laugh out loud.
          So hai :D

I just vanished for like a week my bad guys

giggleshit

Yabadabadoo

My brain has successfully induced the midnight motivation

Listen here, you little shit. You think you're ugly? Well, let me tell you something. Ugly is when you have a face that could stop traffic. Ugly is when people cross the street to avoid looking at you. But you? You're fucking gorgeous, and don't you ever forget it.