Lazy Potato Toxic Sunshine Virus

I'm logging out!

Help, the electricity is gone in the whole city

Watching Frozen
          Me as a child: *For The First Time In Forever* Balls? There's a ballroom? Must be fun!
          Me a few years later: Balls are boring!
          Me, now: pfft, balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me Everytime I get a stomach ache and feel like throwing up:
          I swear if I'm fucking pregnant I'll kill myself *saying this while never dating anyone my whole life*

Okay, I just realized that me and Leo Valdez have the same birthday like- 7 July... WHAT?!

Guys, my baby brother tries to write "Duku" bc it was his homework and the first time I read it is "Deku" while I was reading BNHA fanfic. Then a few minutes later, he wrote "Deku" instead of "Duku" and I was STILL reading BNHA fanfic and laughed my arse off.

Alright, so, today is my birthday and since my younger brother and I have a 5 day difference, we got cakes on the same day. On the cake there was a cherry, and my brother decided to sing Cherry Bomb while running around the house holding the cherry

Me: *goes to church*
          Still me: *looks like I'm going to a casual funeral*
          My outfit: black shirt, black leggings, black shoes, black nails, black earbuds + black hair and black eyes

My hair fuckin' smells like cigarettes

I fucking swear if you're next to me rn you would smell cigarettes on me