I have a confession to make: My name really isn't AMaladyAloeNerds. But I suppose you've already guessed that...? I mean, really, what kinda' crap would I have to have done to get my parents fail me in life so early, to call me that? Kick a nun while in the womb? (hey! New story idea!)
I'm getting side-tracked. Yes, so I suppose the thing that would best give you a sense of me is the fact that I eat ice cream cones by biting the bottom bit first. 
Make of that what you will. 
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*blank stare*