I may not be able to control my body or make it function properly, but I can grow cacti and succulents like there is no tomorrow, I can write like a mad woman, and I haven't killed my lizard, yet. So... At least I've got that going for me?
 Oh, I'm also INSANELY talented, when it comes to collecting invisible illnesses. 

I come from a small town, where I was raised in a barn (maybe not literally, but almost). I've been around animals more than humans (horses, I had a pet duck that drowned itself, cows, cattle dogs, pit bulls, the usual), and I've been around incredible talent my entire life - poets, artists, musicians, writers, photographers, programmers, designers (decore and digital design), chefs, gardeners, and farmers. My little sister took most of the talent offered, and what she didn't take, my uncles did. I kept writing and a little graphic design for myself, but... That's about it.
  I'm a busy girl - between my conditions, work and personal life, I don't sit down until I have to find a comfortable place to syncope on. But I hear that I'm still a hoot to be around, even when I'm lying flat on my back being syncope-y, so at least that's something, right?