Y'all...
I just read through the entirety of The Last Ronin comic books.
I...am having a crisis.
Not cuz the baby turtle boys and the old a-s rat get their subscription to life revoked, no, I knew that would happen before I even bought the damn books.
BUT THE FACT THAT MICHAELANGELO HAMATO HAS THE B E E F I E S T THIGHS AND BICEPS KNOWN TO MY PANROMANTIC A-S DOES NOT COMPUTE.
I'M HAVING A CRISIS OVER BIG THIGHS THAT I CAN WRAP MYSELF AROUND AND MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CONNECT MY HANDS.