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Hello, I'm sorry for disturbing you but I'd like to recommend you this amazing poem book written by my friend! :)
          Hope you have a great day!
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/345881220?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=lowkey_flynn&wp_originator=5Y2LBrkelNclPzMK5OvYROnm3zBt0pz8GjEHOwcWzhHUUsw8yAJcOguguE1Tl1qf2FjEBTUzKG27FUqcMsmXjG2D3gmIsBjBAWUUNUHEMOvLOIvKQtZbqDd%2FBlR7PpD8

Hey,I just read your work and tbh I'm impressed..keep it up if you can
          

Hey, sorry for bothering.
          I just started to publish my second poetry collection “On The Way Here”, and I wanted to ask you to check it out if you have time <3
          Have a great day / night!
          -Annabelle

Hiii so I've posted some more poems and if you check them out I'll give you 10 gold stars ok thank you that's all for now :)

So today I was shopping and I was in the store doing my thing. At one point I was turning a corner around one of the aisles and bumped into a cute girl. I said sorry, she said don’t worry it’s fine, and then we got to talking a little bit then I went on my way to continue my shopping. While I was doing my shopping, I realised that this girl was eyeing me from across the way, and was basically following me. So, I thought “you know what, she’s cute, fk it I’m gonna ask for her number or something, because it’s clear she eyeing me so she must be interested.” So, as I’m about to turn the corner of the aisle to get to where she’s is, another girl bumps into me. This girl turned out to be a girl I hadn’t seen for about 4 years who was an old mate from school. She starts talking to me and asks how I am etc. As she’s talking to me I’m thinking “omg plz not now I’m trying to get that girls number.” As this old friend I bumped into is talking to me, I see the other girl that I’m trying to get to and her face drops from happy to a sad/screw face. I’m pretty sure she thought I was some player and was like fk this guy now. So overall, I would’ve been able to get that cute girls number but someone who I hasn’t seen in 4 years literally c*ckblocked me :( 
          I couldn’t believe how bad my luck was -_-

Ok so I was on my way back home after going out with mates and there was this alley I went down since it was a shortcut. However, this was a big mistake because the alley was really thin and when I was halfway down it, a wild badger jumped out of the bush. This little sh** kept staring at me and was blocking me from going past it, as if it was the gatekeeper of the alley. What's even more weird is that this little devil spawn spoke to me. He told me that I shall not pass, and if I try to then he'll bite me and give me rabies. Of course, I didn't want rabies but at the same time I was like damn I need to get home it's 1am and I wanna sleep. The badger said "I don't give a flying flipper what you want mate now get out of my swamp." I was like first of all this isn't a swamp, and second of all if you keep giving me attitude I'm just gonna kick you like a football to be quite honest. The badger could tell I was being serious and didn't want to anger me as he didn't want to get hurt. All of a sudden, the badger was being kind to me and was trying to befriend me. Funny isn't it? When Mr Badger was threatening me he was all confident and aggressive, but when the roles reversed he was like "maaan chill we cool we cool brother we friends." I said "oh well look at that, now that I'm threatening you and the shoes on the other foot you wanna be friends all of a sudden. It's not nice is it, now you know what it's like I expect you'll stop being an a-hole." That stupid badger, what a prat. Anyway, long story short I turned around to take another way home but then a random rhino head-butted me and now I'm in hospital. The end.

I was walking to the barbers today and during the walk a bird pooped on my shoulder and then it dribbled down my shirt smh -_- Feels bad man sigh 

Soooo clubs are open again since lockdown has ended… how many clubs should I go to this week? 

Hey there! Thanks for the follow ♡ I hope you have a great day!