Jolo! It's me, The North Pole!

My human name is Xenia, or Zenia.

I live on the northern tip of the world, far from any other  country. It's nice and freezing up here, so don't visit! I like it this way, and globing warming is messing everything up, you stupid humans! Have you no conscience? I'm getting smaller every day because of you! YES YOU! DAMN YOU TOO!

I dislike britain very much. he thinks that he "discovered" me? HELL NO! I was here before he had even laid eyes on mah face, yep yep!

I don't have any friends. No one brings me snow cones, so no one is my friend.

well, I suppose Russia is technically my friend, since he lives so close, but he doesn't really care for me that much. I don't really give a damn about him either

You don't like cold? LEAVE ME ALONE! This is the page for ME and MY FANS only, yep yep!

I appear shy, but once you start talking to me (you probably won't, because if you even get close to me, I'll send you death glares!) you'll realize that it's best to stay away from me.

I love my artic fox, Sobby

I also have a sled dog team, I use them to get around my land, yep yep!

YEAH, IMMA PIECE OF ICE, BUT I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE RECOGNIZED ON HETALIA, YEP YEP!

Loves,

~North Pole~

PS: if you want to be my friend, give me snow cones.
my favorite flavor is snow flavor, duh