H-hi! My name is Matthew Williams, and I-I represent the country of Canada. M-ost p-people mistake me as America, but I know I'm not my brother. Right? I guess it just gets kind of frustrating, eh? A-anyways, you probably don't want t-to read about my ranting. So I-I'll move on. 

Kumajiro: Who are you?
Me: I'm Canada! I feed you everyday, Kumacheerio!
Kuma: Who?
Canada: O-oh...nevermind. Y-you'll get it someday, perhaps. 

I h-hope that you all like pancakes and maple syrup b-because I brought some *smiles and pushes plate of pancakes towards you* 

Enjoy y-your day!