Hey! How ya goin'? 

I will try my  best to not use my regular slangs so hopefully you will understand me. 

The name's Abigail Kirkland but my mates call me Abby. I'm the female (and obviously better) personification of Australia. You can call me "Oz" if you like! 

I have a 3 koalas, one of them is a really feisty one. Feel free to touch them, if you want to kick a bucket. 

I do not ride kangaroos, although it would be a bloody ripper to actually be able to. Plus their pouches won't fit me, which is sad. 

If you are wondering how I got this bloody bandage on my nose, it is a very interesting story. It is a bloody long one, so I do not think this bio would fit it. 

I AM NOT AUSTRIA AND AUSTRIA IS NOT ME! I HAVE KANGAROOS, BEACHES, THE GREAT CORAL REEF, VEGEMITE! AUSTRIA, DOES NOT!

As much as I like vegemite, I do not eat it everyday. NZ would usually hide them...

I am guessing this is enough for now,

Hoo roo! Have a good one!

//translation:
To kick a bucket = To die
Ripper = Great
Hoo roo = Good bye
Have a good one  = Good day/night/etc.

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Hello, Admin here! 

The name's Al, it's shortened for Althea (even tho that's not my real name •w•). I'm a regular earthling who is destined to be Nyo Australia's admin because of my epic boredom. 

Oh, and English is not my first language so EXCUUUUSSSSEEE ME if I do some grammar mistakes