Ajkuna Kisiqi

I guess I owe you guys I joke for yesterday, so here it goes:
          My life

I watched Halloween for the first time tonight. It was a mixture of WTF did I just witness and 'bruh, don't be a creeper, you scared me'. And for a split second I was like 'Michael Myers is kinda hot' until I remembered... He's a serial killer.
          Ah, well. Better check my closet for the eleventh time.

Friend: Oh btw your profile picture is Brendon Urie
          Me: In kinky boots?
          Friend:... yes
          Me: Why?
          Friend: Let me list the ways.....
          -You like white men
          -Your favorite band is Panic! At The Disco
          -You need those sparkly thigh boots
          -You like men with choppy haircuts
          -You ain't ever escaping 2005 Hun.
          
          Me:........oh

Will somebody please help? I'm a poor admin who left for five days and came back to suddenly find twenty messages about WATTPAD DELETING ROLE PLAY ACCOUNTS. GUYS YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME I NEED MY FANFICS...........
          
          So can someone pease explain?

☁️ / FIRST! MBV!
          
          HELLOO!!!