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@ARDENsClubHouse uhh how 
            1.knock them out
            2.tie them up to a poll 
            3.wait for them to wake up
            4.when the wake up say that are in a world we're gays are kings and queens
            5.if that doesn't work tell the you like the same creatures
            

I’m gonna tell them REALLY bad news first and then tell them Im gay. It’ll go like, “hey mom and dad I’m being arrested for arson, oh and btw I’m gay.”

@zenyboy12 oh sorry let me just…
            Step 1: 
            
            Step 2:
            
            Step 3:
            
            Do what  you will with this information : ) 
            

@ARDENsClubHouse yeahhhhhhh 

@zenyboy12 YESSS and Finneas too ngl

@ARDENsClubHouse can be the only one that would get on my hands and knees for her

LMFAOAOAOO 

i’m actually so terrified for the future of this country 

@ARDENsClubHouse once upon a time there was a flea his name was Jake he had a house in deep in a plot of hair one day Jake was doing his usual work with biting his host but the host had a date with a girl so the host went on the date but what Jake didn't know he was going to meet someone really special 
            
            
            At the date the host sat at the table with the girl and saw that there was another of his kind in the girls hair so Jake asked what her name was the flea said it was Chloe they talked and had there own date but it was time for Chloe to leave
            
            
            
            They meet more and more and fell in love one day Chloe asked if she could come over when the host were watching a movie and Jake said yes but little did he know what that answer would cause
            
            
            
            Stay tuned for pt 2

@PhiSh0nn I hope your pillow is cold on both sides…

@ARDENsClubHouse of course have fun or maybe not lol

@Cece_Writ3s ny

@ARDSmentalAsylum wait do you live in nj? Because I’m in ny

@Cece_Writ3s welp multiple mysterious drones were flying around where I live…

@ARDSmentalAsylum yea woke up crying got another day to live 

@ARDSmentalAsylum righttttt

@Arixbakugo27 and it’s like your doing something and then you start thinking what’s the point of life anymore 

Honestly I’m gonna say I’ve finally made it once I get a threat saying to update my story. I’ll appreciate it in some sorta weird way