We're just two people who love cemeteries and abandoned hospitals.  Clarice was born of these two minds converging and became a binder of epic splendor containing the single most intriguing and engaging story of all time! Nearly unable to give name to this tale of fancy, the two girls decided to share it with anyone willing to endure incessant ramblings about Clarice and mutant elephant babies in top hats long enough to warrant interest. In the beginning, a twelve year old serial killer named Casper, now just a figment, was debated upon. From his ashes rose an array of characters of a slightly older and less violent disposition. Welcome to the madhouse. You're not in Kansas anymore. (Unless you really are...)
--- sacrilegend

Side Note from the Slightly Less Crazy One (aka torrence): Clarice is the binder we're writing this whole thing in. Mutant elephant babies play a microscopic role in the story, (it's a line, but don't go looking for it because it's not in an uploaded part yet).  As for the rest of it... Yeah, it's all true. Don't be afraid of us though, we're pretty normal (but then again, only psychopaths say that... But no, seriously, we're pretty normal, just a little eccentric, that's all). :)