-DISCLAIMER-
This account is a result of people yelling in my face: "MAKE A WATTPAD! MAKE A WATTPAD! MAKE A WATTPAD OR YOUR HEAD WILL LEAVE ITS BODY!"and throwing sticks at me.

So don't expect me to be writing a story anytime soon. Mostly I'll just be reading and lurking around the website.

-END OF DISCLAIMER-

Hello. You can call me Newt, after the animal I look like the most. I like staying as anonymous as possible, so you'll probably never find out a bunch of stuff about me like my name and gender unless you know me in real life.

And if you do know me in real life, shush. 

(Yes---I do have another name. It sucks, though, which is why I don't use it as much as possible.)