Salty Bitch

hello

Yo I know you've given up on wattpad and like talking to me in general but I missssss youuuuuuuu~

Hey everyone
          I need a favor from you all.
          Please read:
          https://my.w.tt/gfFhJ7l0J6
          
          This is important.
          Spread this around as much as possible, be safe
          Eli<3

This is for you, please read to the end. Last night I sent you an angel, but it came back. So I asked 'why'?
           The angel replied, 'Angels don't need to watch over angels!' 
          Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing, and one is reading this message. The universe has seen that you are struggling with something and says a blessing is coming your way. 
          Send this message to fourteen friends
           -including me- If I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly suprise you. Not joking. Pass on this message and please don't ignore it. You are being tested and two things will be fixed in your favor. If you believe in karma, drop everything and pass it on. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON'T BREAK THIS. SEND THIS TO FOURTEEN FRIENDS IN TEN MINUTES. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. WHOEVER SENT THIS TO YOU -that's me- CARES FOR YOU
          
          sorry lmao I got this and was like why not, idc if you send it back, it wont hurt my feelings or something

So my brother has a bunch of symptoms for the virus
          
          Time to die

So i accidentally disappeared for like, almost 24 hours
          
          And everyone i talk to was super worried 
          
          And now I don't know what to think

Its 6:30 in the morning, and I've gotten zero sleep.
          So Im listening to my playlist to help me atleast take a nap for a bit.
          And then out of nowhere...
          
          "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL, GOODBYE!" 
          
          Why Past Eli put that in the playlist is beyond me-

When you cant figure out how to submit yyour school work so you just start crying
          
          
          Someone please murder me with a chainsaw-

Lol there's like 37 COVID-19 cases in my city

If these birds dont stfu im gunna have a brand new feather pillow set, fucking test me pigeons