*some idiot* : do u ship Drarry or dramione?
*me* : Drarry, duh!!!
*them* : ew, why!?
*me* : you know, it's the enemies attract thing.
*them* : okay, hermione and draco are enemies too, why Drarry over dramione?
*me* : cuz da gays are an exception, bitches!!!!!!