hi! I'm Parsnips!
welcome to my profile!
I mainly read x readers (and write them sometimes too.)

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A little about me:
• (I'm an adult now! But I'm still keeping this cus holy crap for a writing app, the about me editor is dogshit) Kinda legally child, but I have to get adult movie tickets, which I am extremely mad about. Still.
• I don't know how to respond to praise or critique or just anything really, so if you commented something, I definitely saw it but I'm just pathetically awkward. (Might reply to lyric chains. Might.)
• I may or may not abandon all my stories after one chapter, but rest assured I am not dead; just lazy.
• Cookie dough is my favourite ice cream flavour, and rainbow sherbet is absolutely second.
• Just a little obsessed with Minecraft. (Only going on 7 years of playing block game without making it to the end...)

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I'm not gonna put a positive copypasta here, but have a good day, and try to help others have a good day too!
Oh!! And I also have a Quotev and AO3 with the same username as here! And a Tumblr with the username DyingRosesAndWriting, but serious TW for that cus that's mostly dark yandere shit!!
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  • JoinedNovember 30, 2018


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ASecretiveParsnip ASecretiveParsnip Sep 10, 2023 04:34PM
I miss Post Moe MeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeOr at least their Wattpad account cus broooo they had the good shit
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