-I'm not special, I'm just limited edition (catagory-PARANOID)😛
-I am not a player..I'm the GAME
-A Caffeine dependent life-form
-A girl of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by her mystery
-Born at a very young age on 25th Nov.
-God bless this hot mess- #ME
-Where the hell am I, and how did I get here? #shay_bae

-I am 10, on the pH scale, maybe. Coz i'm basic
-On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a 11 
-Crushing ? on uh!?- NAH!! never! L0L
-I've never been able to figure out this damn wattpad bio thing
-I have not failed..my success  just postponed for some time.
-When nothing seems right..go left!!
-Study economics-when you're unemployed, at least you'll know why.
-scariest thing -death glare from MUM!!!

 - I'm made of COPPER AND TELLURIUM coz m CuTe-One person's LOL is another's WTF =D..i kno

-Always give your 100 percent ..unless you'r donating blood.
-God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
-Life is too short to update wattpad bio #BIO under construction..
I'm COOL but Global Warming made me HOT
I'm not lazy..I'm on energy saving mode.
Its not me: after Monday, Tuesday even calender says W,T,F..

-That cool moment when I feel proud..when a ppl ask "Are you on WATTPAD?"
-Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
-Newly learnt- SEXting  #shay
I'm Jealous of My Parents..I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
I need 6 months of vacation, twice a year.
-PERCENTAGE available for adoption - Can't raise it myself #janhavi
-Time flies...after you hit the snooze button
-I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
-You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your but#hole, if you feel like it.

BY THE WAY --People call me "ANDY". But, you can call me tonight. 😉
DON'T judge me I was born to be AWESOME not PERFECT

Bio updated, just for the sake of UPDATING it.
I will be back before you pronounce- afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
PS- PM me