Herro! Welcome to our profile. We are two dirty minded freaks from Australia that live under your bed. Oh, you wanna know more about us? Okay.

Hailey: 

Hailey is a smart motherfucker that loves turtles. She is Bella's best friend, DUH. She was born on January, which she has no idea why that would concern you. She is tall, with long hair and brown eyes. Here are some fun facts:

-She enjoys reading stories on here.
-She is weird. 
-She is 18.
-Turtles are her fave animals.
-She enjoys listening to Simple Plan, Falling In Reverse, One Direction, and Green Day.
-She adores Zac Efron!
-She hates her English teacher.
-She loves her fellow Australians, the Janoskians.
-She wears glasses. 
-She hates Josh Hutcherson.
-She loves the tv series Pretty Little Liars.

Bella: 

Bella is so dumb that everyone dies. She loves Hailey. She was born on May. She is really short, with short curly hair and brown eyes. She doesn't know anything about her when it comes to writing this shit. Here are some fun facts:

-She enjoys reading and writing,
-She is too dumb and pretty.
-She is 18 as well.
-Unicorns are her favorite things in the world.
-She enjoys listening to Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Evans Blue, Simple Plan, Falling In Reverse, Green Day, and much more.
-She hates One Direction.
-She is red-green colorblind.
-She adores, loves, and supports Josh Hutcherson.
-Janoskianator for life.
-Twitter is her guilty pleasure.
-She loves the tv series Dexter.

That's it. Rape our fan button, bitches. Yeah that's it. Up there. We are nice, I guess. 

Bye fuckers!