♟️ 𝕬𝐆𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄. . .

thank you to my
          darling for making
          me a new biography
          and "theme". it's
          quite visually
          pleasing.

greetings, people of
          the internet. the archive of
          our own called to me more
          the last few days of november,
          but i have
          returned 
          for the holidays. 
          me and my boyfriend
          will be celebrating together
          has my children will be spending
          noche buena at my home,
          and christmas eve with
          their mother's. 
          
          
          fear not, im quite
          pleased 
          with this
          concept has i can spend
          the holidays with my love,
          my darling treasure!
          
          my children don't seem
          to be the biggest fans of
          me right now, anyways :(
          
          they always liked their mothers
          more... it's alright. one
          must be
          a man
          and accept
          the harshness 
          of 
          life 
          oftentimes,
          yes?

some child just stormed into my office (without knocking) and began swearing
          and throwing a fit expecting me to
          do something about this gossip 
          blog that's recently turned my fine
          institution upside down. 
          
          i tried reasoning, but that didn't
          deem to help...she gave me a terrible
          amount of attitude. what the hell
          am i supposed to do?
          
          go through everybody's computers?
          
          oh, fuck all this! 
          i'm ready to go to the vacation house
          in Boa Boa with vinnie and Achilles 
          until this all ends!
          
          i can't STAND this place and 
          things are only going to be getting
          worse....

whomever sent me a message
          saying "i know" in lowercase words
          and a horrible, shaky handwriting:
          
          i'm not afraid of you. 
          i will have you removed...
          will a bribe buy your silence?

if i met you irl i'd prob faint

one of my ex—wives
          invited me to a nice
          party and said to 
          bring a friend. 
          
          no, thank you.
          you enjoy yourself
          with that little elf,
          though.

updated my
          straw.page

i am being harassed once again :(

good morning! <3
          
          i am being harassed by multiple individuals, please send help

Isn't Augustine a girl name