What the heck?



I found myself holding my phone with my two hands...out here in the middle of the night.



No



I was not here to spank monkey johnson, I was here to write!



Yes!



I wrote the story in the dead of the night so all of these may sound like some sort of hard dream where the author seems to have written the story while stoned and drunk.



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