JA_Mills2

 you are right lol cause dying by a pencil is #deathgoals 

A_Brilliant_Bastard

@JA_Mills2 Nah, it's close, but the ultimate death goal imo would have to be having Elmo operate on my collapsed appendix successfully, only to die shortly after because his shithead-of-an-assistant, Cookie Monster, accidentally left his raisin cookie inside me 
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rated_B_for_busted

hey you seem fun and your profile pic is funny as-oooo look ice cream truck!

A_Brilliant_Bastard

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I don't see any emoji... this is fucking awkward... I'm drunk 
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A_Brilliant_Bastard

@rated_B_for_busted Aloha amigo, super sorry for the really, really, really, really, really, REALLY late reply... I'm a little shy (not quite sure if that last emoji is actually a pig's nostrils or a pink shy ghost face...) but anyways, I have some really important questions to ask you. 1) Did you ever catch that ice-cream truck? 2) If so, what flavour did you get? And lastly, was it expensive? 
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