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Whoever hired an Etsy witch to fuck up my life, your mom's a ho.
My apartment going up in flames, my heother's car breaking down (my chauffeur), my camera (MY FUCKING WORK) just FUCKING stops working for no reason, my hotel's fuses blowing up causing an entire blackout for idk how many days, ALMOST GETTING INTO A CAR ACCIDENT‽ (cuz that just happens I guess) THEN MY UBER DRIVER BEING A FREAK, ALL IN THE SAME WEEK????
WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO YOU, HUH??