(Just something funny I overheard at school XD)
Me: *walking through the school hallway trying to get to my next class*
Senior Boy #1: SUCK MY D***
Senior Boy #2, very excited: OKAY!
Actually conversation I have had with my brother:
Brother: One of the number one rules of the internet is to never believe what you hear on the internet
Me: Where did you hear that from?
Brother: The internet
Me: . . .