dave

reading webcomics and books is starting to feel like being in a toxic relationship.
          
          Oh my golly this is really sad and heart breaking and nothings working out.
          
          Oh hey, my favorite ship!!!! Yippee!!!

Bro I spammed the follow button too many times and now it won't let me follow u back T0T

scheming...

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          Lock jaw is one of the symptoms given from tetanus, which is a bacteria in the soil most commonly passed through rusted metal. Lockjaw causes the muscles in your jaw to freeze and lock shut.
          
          (This is an accurate representation of me irl.) Q

whoa! making picrews is such a tiring fun. Might add a link when I finish it. Maybe maybe. 

I hate alaska bro.
          
          I'm riding my bike down the road for a good start to my morning, and a moose just runs out past me, it was like a good 10 feet away maybe. I'm actually surprised I didn't get more spooked since my last encounter. It seemed a lot scared and looked like a yearling.
          
          That moose has actually been hanging around our property, since we live on a farm we have a lot of food scraps in our compost pile, and a moose comes there every month or so, has her kids, stays for a bit, then leaves.
          
          But one of her kids has not moved, I mean, we're all relatively fine with it. Moose are dangerous, but we shout our signature 'Hey moose!' When walking past them. The only problem is our dogs. 

Does anyone else have that one character that makes you jump up and down and scream really high pitched and start giggling like crazy whenever mentioned.
          
          Like, ask my irl friends, I go insane, but in a cool way. Because I am very cool. They call me cool, my irl friends. They do. I am cool. Not weird. Very cool.
          
          
          Oh, this is for @Spider-Man_Offical 
          
          MY NAME IS FIDDLEFORD HADRON MCGUCKET AND I WISH TO UNSEE THE THINGS I HAVE SEEN.

Painting windows with my dad.
          
          Dad: What color should the flowers be? 
          
          Me: Yellow.
          
          Dad: Yellow doesn't come up. It looks orange.
          
          Me: Then do orange.
          
          Dad: I don't wanna do orange.
          
          Me: WELL, ORANGE DOESN'T WANNA DO YOU.
          
          Dad: oh :(
          
          Dad: Well, now that I know orange doesn't like me, I want to do orange.
          
          Me: You lost your chance, you betrayed orange. It doesn't like you anymore. 

I hate reading books I hate reading books. their all happy and finally chill with eachother and he has to do one last possibly life ending thing until they can be (relatively) happy.
          
          IM HALFWAY THROUGH THE DAMN BOOK. THERES SO MUCH LEFT. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREEIIESSNSKSAKNSNSEJJDNDNSJSNSJSHDBDHEIOS.

I can't, I can't anymore. I'm already hyper fixating on gravity falls to the point where it makes me feel sick and now invader Zim has been chucked at me.
          
          give me a breakkkk ajaiiwiwjsjaak
          
          (I've made ten paper dolls and counting of a single character)