dave

HELP I- on my first trip down to Georgia I decided to bring my fiddle and the devil yelled "I'LL BET YOU A GOLDEN FIDDLE I CAN PLAY BETTER THAN YOU" and I played my fiddle (i have a fiddle voice) AND HE CRIED AND GAVE ME HIS FIDDLE !!

I love giving my computer several viruses so I can play a gravity falls dating simulator

"you've told/shown me that already."
          
          I DONT CARE ILL SHOW IT TO YOU AGAIN AND YOUR GOING TO SIT THERE AND TAKE IT AND NOD ALONG.

holy bazingas I might have an eating disorder

Slugggg I need helppppp
          My announcements aren't working T0T

"I don't have any unhealthy obsession with anyone, cartoon or not. I find it weird that people like fictional characters so much!" I say as I trip over my own feet and multiple pictures of 【STANFORD PINES】tumble out of my bag. "W-wait! Those aren't mine!" I cry out as I desperately try to shove the pictures of 【STANFORD PINES】back into my bag.
          
          
          
          
          
          this is satire. but I do have printed photos of 【STANFORD PINES】hidden in my room along with lights and random 【STANFORD PINES】related trinkets. long story short, I have a shrine.

I suffer knowing I must wait.
          
          I must wait to be reclaimed by the soil, to give back to the earth, to the ground and to the bugs that live off of my bones.
          
          I do wish I will be worth something when I am reclaimed.
          
          (Unrelated, this note will break the edgy poem vibe, but I always thought 'cremated' was when they turned your body into milk. For some reason.)
          
          

I GOT DIPPER'S HAT

how do draw good
          
          
          • fill 14 sketch book
          
          • bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
          
          • do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle 
          
          • draw what make your heart do the smiley emote
          
          • member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
          
          • d ont stress friend all is well 
          
          • your art is hot like potato crisps 
          
          • don't let anyone piss on your good mood amigo .
           if they do
          eat
          them.

"No one wants me, I am useless to all."
          
          Lies.
          
          You are the flesh the maggots so adore.
          
          The vessel the botflies need to grow their young.