This is @A_Random_Bibliophile but that account sadly isn't working at the moment :,(

Annyyywwaayyysss...

Hello my name is Tom Riddle, I see you have found my Wattpad account... good luck destroying this Horcrux.

You say Edward Cullen,  I say Cedric Diggory
You say red and black, I say red and gold
You say Forks, I say Hogwarts
You say Edward and Bella, I say Harry and Hermione
You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black
You say football, I say Quidditch
You say "Twilight is better than Harry Potter", I say "you must not tell lies"
You say childhood I say Harry Potter
You say depression, I say "the dementors must be near here have some chocolate"
You say school, I say Hogwarts
You say "I'm going to kill you", I yell "Avada Kedavra"
You say life I say Harry potter.
Put thison your profile if you are a potterhead until the very end!