smithers o'neil

im so fat ugh i hate myself 

i fucking hate living~

:/

i rlly want a group of friends 
          like a close group
          to smoke w33d with
          have fun with 
          :(

i dont wanna be here omggggg people need to shut up

im making muffins
          call me remy because i be makin MAGIC via box mix muffins ;)

im gonna glow up
          step one: work out so much and quit eating 
          step two: get rid of the acne and start wearing makeup some more
          step three: gain confidence 
          step four: pICK ONE AESTHETIC NOT 10
          step five: get happier
          

i really want an emo boyfriend :(
          like 
          he may not look like he gets bitches but honey that dick was 11 inches
          come on fuck me emo boy
          come oN FUCK ME EMO BOY (its a song)
          

devilman crybaby is so fucking funny to me 
          like i was tryna rewatch the first episode but i caNNOT take it seriously sksjeifne
          this man in a fucking white puffy coat jumps out of a fucking white sports car and romantically holds out his hand to a literal baby in a boat (he's a senior in highschool but he's literally a baby) while he's being bullied by some guys who were rapping in Japanese and tells him to come with him like they haven't fucking seen eachother in years 
          and when the other guys tell him to fuck off the dude fucking pULLS OUT A MACHINE GUN AND SHOOTS AT THEM and NO ONE IS THAT SCARED and then the guy in the coat and thr baby hUG and look gAY and then they fuCKING LEAVE TO GO TO AN ORGY PARTY WITH SATAN SHIT and then the dude in white starts sTABBING PEOPLE AND KILLING THEM WITH A BOTTLE AND NO ONE CARES like i CANNOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLT SIFHWIDJD 

killua from hunter x hunter is a fucking unit