* Every odd number has the letter “E” in it
* How does Ant-man breathe once he gets smaller than air molecules
* You never actually stop clapping the pauses between each clap just get longer
* If Cinderellas shoe fit perfect why’d it fall off
* A sandwich is just a salad with big croutons
* 2019 might be the last year that ends in “teen”for the rest of our lives
* Why is there a school bus in Cars 3 when it has no use in there world
* Not + ever = Never. Blood + rush = blush.
* If your car could travel at the speed of light would your head lights still work
* Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something
* The brain named itself
* The brain says it’s the most important organ
* If you wear a cowboys clothes are you ranch dressing
* Surgery is just stabbing someone to life instead of death
* If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
* If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
* If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?
* If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
* Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
* How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
* If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
* Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.?
* If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, “Quit while you’re still ahead?”
* Do you call a fly without wings a walk?
* In Beauty and the Beast if the beast was a prince how come no one seemed to notice there was now no government?
* Sleeping is just not moving while your brain plays mini-movies.
* If you have a panic attack at a dance, did you panic! at the disco?
* Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
