Chine Britney, Mona Lisa, Tado, Britanny, Singer, Squishy (I'm not fat to be honest), Tweety, Thwity

youuuuuuu mf mami i love you hi im here i exist yes you know that sorry mom im hyper omg i need food do i yes i guess mooommmmmm look at mee talk to me you ass

Thanks for the follow Brit...

And if you're bored please follow all my followers. It's just a suggestion, alright? Have a happy day!

Guys I'm not into forcing people but if you like, can you please follow @ThisIsMaricar ? I'm sorry if I made your day bad just by posting this, I'm sorry.....

Thank you for following me! It means a lot ;) 

So kids, let me tell you a story in case you have a bad day.
          
          My brother was playing a game and being stupid. This afternoon he set his name to Deez Nuts in the game and kept commenting Deez Nuts on the worldwide chat.  (If you want to know how annoying it is search Deez Nuts Vines on Youtube)
          
          Then suddenly somebody commented GOT EEEM.
          
          GOT EEEM.
          
          The next line was completed.
          
          But who?
          
          Who finished the line?
          
          WHOOOOOOOOOOOO?
          
          DOO WEEE OOOO
          
          It was fricking H2ODelirious. The Gamer with the versatile laugh. Friggity flackity omahriley giggity H2ODELIROUS.
          
          Then JACKSEPTICEYE asked to be a part of his squad. JACKSEPTICEYE oh holey PIPPIN PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM JACKSEPTICEYE
          
          And many more...
          
          I don't know if they're both real but my brother got reported anyway and they spent the rest of their hours Deez Nutting the worldwide chat.
          
          I doubt if he didn't hold the record for most annoying comments written in a day. 
          
          And that, my dears, is how my brother got a thousand random friends in one game in one day.
          
          The lesson is don't give up. Senpai will notice you soon.
          
          THE END.
          
          P..S. I taught him well.

@Audirectioner1D I miss you so much beeeeeech you're too hot (hot damn)

Heya guys! Britney here! Do you people have any books here on Wattpad? I'm on a mental crisis right now and I need more books or fanfiction to read so if you have any written treasures, please tell me and I'll read them! pleasepleaseplease I won't judge whatever you have written :-)

Oi China!! Merry Christmas... Still got your gift. :3 You're book is doing great and :'( Battle of 5 Armies... #respecttothedwarveswhodiedespeciallyforkiliwhoyouaretrulymadlycrazydeeplyinlove with.
          And yeah Mockingjay was awesome!!! Why didn't you visit us mehn, *sigh* B| it's Christmas time... wait New Year!! New Year for fck's sake. 
          Joking... hehe everyone misses you, SWAG. haha Secretly We Are Gay, sadly,they've removed the tarpoline with yow face in it. Now I can't see you. How long is your hair now? You better be back alright, we miss ya, I'm gonna revive Kili if you do come back home. If you don't, I'm telling your mom you're watching Niall in boxers. AGAIN. Have a prosperous New Year Mona Lisa!! *waves

Guise guise guise mission no. 1: 
           
          To all mah homies who know Tagalog and love a scifi, please read @pyro1331 book named Enerchron. Please. He mah homie but I have other homies and he gon be my first guy-wattpadder damn somebody help me I thought wattpad is made with women but NOOOO.....