Two emo kids who are attempting to be creative. 

I'm surprised you're actually reading this thing, there's not much to know about us really. We like to be somewhat of an enigma code!
 
But if you really must know something then... well we could tell you about the life size skeleton standing behind us with the whip and chokers, but you wouldn't believe us now would you? Norman... such a naughty skeleton!

Did we say that aloud? Our bad, well, enjoy the book!