<<{ Aaron }>>

its funny seeing cats after they got their fur shaved off
          
          one second its a floofy lil fella then BAM string cheese skinny ahh

"I just met ya really. It's a flattering OFFERRR!~"
          "Dont you wanna see dad suffer? >:]"
          "I think... I'd rather just jump off-" *leaps*
          "NO!" *dives after them*
          
          anyone know this?

why does it bother me that when cartoon characters look into an empty bag and flip it over to see if theres more
          
          YOU ALREADY LOOKED INSIDE IT

people name their children weird names like
          
          Gax, Harlotte, Abcde, Mckyhneighegh, Lawr'ryn

"... Carllll that KILLS people!  Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò"
          
          pls tell me you get the reference

pickle juice is good fight me

my dad did NOT just say 'is it freaky friday for you?'

I have a new favorite from Helluva boss, guess
          
          "YES, YES! CANTALO BABY!!"

DOES ANYONE ELSE WATCH MOON AND SUN MINECRAFT AND LITERALLY SHIP THE HELL OUTTA SUN AND MOON-

imagine burning your finger from the bottom of a plate after taking it out of the microwave and theres a blister now on the side of your finger and you dont know if its a 2nd degree burn or not <3