Okay. (Sorry this took so long.) Here's my joke:
A guy asks this girl to prom and she says yes. But she's a little bit of a diva, so this guy has to go get her a limo. He waits in line for FIVE HOURS at the limo rental and finally gets one. Then he has to get a tuxedo, but there's a really long line at the tux rental so he has to wait for another SIX HOURS. AND THEN he has to go get a corsage, but there's ANOTHER line and so it takes him three hours. But he's finally ready.
He goes to pick up his date (who looks gorgeous) and they go to the dance. He's really happy and having a great time, yadda yadda, and then his date wants some punch. So he goes over to the table and there's no punch line.
