If you're reading this. Then it's too late. 
Anyways
Hi, I'm Abandoned...wow that sounds depressing.
Abandoned Yet Loved....?
Cue the awkward laugh cringe thing
But anyways it's all good because when I grow up I want to be a horse.
Or maybe a unicorn
Or actually a horse with a party hat. That seems like the happy middle.
So when I grow up I'll be a horse with a party hat
It's gonna be great.