AbbeyCatMeow

@DerpyCreeper 
          Whatever. I'll just use my cat magic of meowness to make Jack stop twerking, because just the thought makes me want to hurl. And before you say anything else, no, you cannot make him twerk EVER again. I forbid you.

@DerpyCreeper 
          Not unless I use my cat magic to disable your magic!

@DerpyCreeper 
          Well, I'm gonna bring him back alive. Screw the laws of the universe.

@DerpyCreeper 
          Gerd durnit... excuse me while I go pay a "visit" to Mr. Voodoo Man. Imma beat the voodoo outta him.

@DerpyCreeper 
          Curse? Who'd you take him to, Mr. Voodoo Man? I told you not to trust that guy! Geez, I'll have to take him back to hypnotherapy tomorrow.

@DerpyCreeper 
          Nah don't worry, Hailey and I took Jack to a hypnotist, remember? He does the macarena instead of twerking and we're starting to get his to stop excessive drinking. Especially on Tuesdays. Don't even get me started.

Oh, and I stole Jack btw. He's in a cage with a bottle of tequila twerking. ( No one besides us and Hailey are gunna get that reference xD)

@DerpyCreeper 
          Ah, is that so? Very well. I'm going into the TARDIS to watch Netflix with my trusty Inflaticorn and Pepsi the Penguin. I wish you the best of donuts.

Lol haha. You're welcome for getting you addicted, Ms. Cat. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go meet my friend, Karl the L
          Leprechaun, and also his pet unicorn who eats butterflies and poops glittery rainbows. The unicorn's name is Bob :3

You need more followers friend.