Thank you. You know you are a pretty cool person. There are many people out there like you who did something that is wrong but didn't know it was that bad. So it's okay. Well now it is.
You need to take that stupid story of "yours" down now! The story "Family comes first (kidnapped by cannibals)" is already a story. If you do not take it down within the next 48 hours, I WILL have authorities know about this.