With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Farting is like a song from Frozen : 
Work - conceal, don't feel, don't let them know! 
Home - Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back any more!

What do people do with all the extra time they get from writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? 

Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer.

God is good!