hello https://www.wattpad.com/1189634190-when-he-fell-in-love-ajey-is-sad-%F0%9F%A4%A7 nya chapter a gya hai to usse padh na mat bhool na aur aap sab ko usse 10 points mein se points dene padenge okay byeee!

What did one dna strand say to the other?
          Do i look fat in these genes

nibba: pehle beti hogi
          nibbi: nahi phele beta hoga
          le me: pehle break up hoga me likh ke deti hu

breaking news: chennai mein student ko thappad marne par teacher pe 50,000 ka jurmana
          le backbenchers: iss hisab se to hamare 4-5 crore ka nuksan hua hai

I hate when people call me and ask 
          " awaz pehchani?"
          bsdk! Amitabh Bachchan hai tu jo teri awaz pehchanu chup chap apna naam bata!!

teacher: can you tell me any two pronouns
          me: who? me?
          teacher: correct! very good.

my fav game is badminton  because when we play badminton either we win or there is heavy wind you never lose

he: hi
          she: who is this?
          he: prasad 
          she: toh...?
          he: I love you 
          she: sorry I have a boyfriend
          he: maa-baap ne sikhaya nahi
          she: kya?
          he: ke prasad ko mana nahi karte

crush ko propose karne ka tareeka:
          usse ship me samundar ghumane le chalo aur samundar ke beech me ship rukva do 
          fir kaho
          " mujh se shadi kar varna utar"

me: ye tere pados me kya chal raha hai 
          friend:  birthday hai
          me: kiska?
          friend: kisi tuyuuu ka
          me: tuyuuu ? yeh kesa nam hai 
          friend: sab bol rahe hai na happy birthday tuyuu