'Gus, don't be an old sponge with hair hanging out of it'- Shawn Spencer.

'Gus, don't be a giant snapping turtle'- Same awesome guy as above. 

Alright, I'll get to my myself. Here are two important life lessons-
1) some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
2) A life without Jesus is like a fan girl with nothing to fan girl about. It's sad. It's lonely.




Look, I'm not the most interesting person. I write on Wattpad. I read in real life. I am sleeping or couch potato most the time. I don't have social media, I don't know who the hell Ariana Grande is, and I haven't been living under a rock. 

My link down below isn't to a personal website, it's to my Spotify playlist. The songs in there will be in my books. :)