AbominableCat

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AbominableCat

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Hello people of this great universe! So, I was 'commanded' by the loveable @lantic to this. Here are five facts that probably sum me up. Nah I'm kidding, nothing could ever sum me up. So get ready and buckle the eff up because shit is about to hit the fan. 
          
          1.  I'm an evil genius. Yep, there's no room for doubt there. I can legit kick ass in anything I feel like doing. 
          
          2.  I'm a music fanatic, if there even is such a thing. If not, well, now there is. I play the piano and can sing pretty well too. I also plan on winning a grammy or ten one day. My favourite singer is Ed Sheeran. *insert cat whistles* ;D
          
          3. MAJOR FOODIE HERE. FOOD IS LIKE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. YEP.  THESE CAPS SHOULD GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS. 
          
          4.  I'm an optimist, a philosophical cat, a hopeless hopeless romantic and a mothereffing rambler. I believe that rain shouldn't be allowed to ruin your parade and that haters are always going to hate. The only way to avoid criticism is to never do anything. Seize the day my friend, because in the end you only regret the chances you didn't ball up and take. 
          
          5. You know the thing that some people like to do in which they move their body parts like it's the easiest and funniest  thing to do. Yeah, that. It's called dancing you dimshit. Me dancing will make you fall to the floor and laugh your hypothetical and real balls off. It's fucking lit. 
          
          These were some facts about this awkward person or should i say cat, that you will, undoubtedly, fall in love with. I pass this challenge on to all my 15 followers. :D
          

lantic

@AbominableCat OML BWAHHAHAHA! WELL DONE YA BOBBYCAT XD XD XD
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SonaliSS23

I m just like you!  I can sit and think all day and I just love food

SonaliSS23

True that!!!
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AbominableCat

Well, that makes the two of us. :) and anyways, what's not to love about food, it's like the best thing ever made. 
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lantic

Hi! Can i have some jucice? 

lantic

@AbominableCat I do things on purpose. 
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AbominableCat

And btw learn to spell ya nincompoop. 
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AbominableCat

Why? So you can afterwards puke?
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